как вы обзываетесь?

Собака.

:-) прошу прощения у любителей собак
я их тоже люблю - но обзываюсь все равно именно таким образом.

и совсем весело, на женщину: делаешь большие злые глаза и так злобно: Выипу!
Сразу затыкается:-)

:-)
Нада так гаварить: Сабака худая аднаногая и ачкастая притом :-)

интересно стало, кто чо гаварит, )))
а на работе я не абзываюс, тока инагда грю - ну, дууры :-d и вапще у меня тут слабонервные все, чо скажышь дык сразу губы трясутца и жаловатца бегут :-)

э..
если я представлю себе такую собаку - мне расхочется ругаться.
:-)

собственно - после того как я обзову собакой - мне уже не хочется ругаться.
:-) может потому.
получается забавно.

женщин обзываю - болонка, мужчин - каззёл, если сразу кучу народу обругать надо - сабаки свинские
а ваще да, чаще посмотрю тока, и сразу все всё понимают

Намного корректней и эффективней объяснить человеку со своей позиции что он сделал неправильно - не придется слова придумывать, он сам себя как-нибудь назовет. Главное, конечно, правильно объяснить )

А вообще, если хочется пар выпустить, то, наверное, всякие слова можно использовать. Это снимает нервные напряжения, понижает артериальное давление... И меняет отношение людей. Все-таки мало приятного, когда относятся как к моське, которая на Слонов гавкает )

Все дело в мыслях.. Мысли позитивно :-)

ээээ... а это как?

ынтилихентна так, вежливо падальшы пасылать :-)

гат, засранец

коза, засранка))

а если сагласицца? ;-)

ипет и плачет:-d

Тебе на http://www.insultmonger.com/ ))

Вот, приведу несколько примеров (хотя там мата че-то многа, но он хитро замаскирован, так что, надеюсь, правила это не нарушает)

Russian Swearing English Translation
Hooy tebe v zhopu! Prick up your ass! (refusal to a person)
Hooy na ny! No fucking way!
Hooy morzhovy Walrus dick (to a person)
Mandavoshka Cunt louse (to a woman)
Gandon Condom (could be used to a person)
Gandon shtopany Darned condom (to a person)
Perdoon stary Old Fart
Pizda staraya Old woman (old cunt)
Pizdobol Fucking liar
Pizdoon Fucking liar
Govnosos @!#$ Sucker
Hooyesos Dick sucker
Sosat' To suck
Govnodavy Ugly Big Shoes (lit. @!#$-smashers)
Pidorka Knitted hat (slang)
Gandonka Knitted hat (slang)
Moodozvon Wacko
Masturbator Masturbator
Pizdet' To bullshit
Yebat' vashu mat' Damn it! (@!#$ your mother)
Yebat'-Kopat' Damn it! (Fucking-digging!)
Yebany v rot Holly @!#$! (@!#$ the mouth!)
Zaebis' Holy @!#$! (could be bad or good)
Pizdets Fucked up situation
Po hooy Don't fucking care
Do pizdy Don't fucking care
Yelda Huge dick
Zalupa Dickhead
Tselka Virgin
Kozel Passive gay (jail slang, goat")
Petookh Passive gay (jail slang, "rooster")
Petookh (or Kozel) opooscheny A raped male prison bitch (jail slang)
Minet Blow job
Naveshat' pizdyley To beat @!#$ out someone
Dat' pizdy To beat @!#$ out someone
Pizdy vlomit' To beat @!#$ out someone
Srat' tebe v rot To @!#$ in your mouth
Past' zabej, padla jebanaja Shut the @!#$ up, you fukin' bitch
Zasranec @!#$
Promudobliadskaja pizdoprojebina Fucking bitch
Nu vse, tebe pizda That's it, you're fuckin' dead
Poshyel k chyertu Go to hell
Potselui mou zhopy Kiss my ass
Zhri govno i zdohni! Eat @!#$ and die!
Yob tvoyu mat @!#$ your mother
Durak neshtiasnyI You unlucky idiot
Balvan Thick headed fool
Dubiina Idiot (lit. A piece of wood)
Viyebnutsa Show-off
Peesa Polite penis
Govno @!#$
Khui Cock
Pizda Cunt
Zhopa @!#$
Sraka An ass
Mudak An @!#$
Ti liubeesh papeenu pees'ku sassat' You love to suck your dad's dick
Passossee mayee yaitsa Suck my balls
Ti Durak You're a moron
Zacroy svoy peesavati rot, sooka Shut your fucking mouth, bitch
Zacroy rot Shut up
Pacheemu ti takoy galuboy Why are you so gay?
Ti deegeneeraat You're a degenerate
Bliad' Whore
Govniuk Shithead
Pidaras @!#$, dickhead
Poshol nahuj @!#$ off, @!#$ you
Pashol na khui @!#$ off, @!#$ you
Eto mnye do huya I don't give a @!#$
Na huy...? Why the @!#$...?
A huy li? Why the @!#$ not?
Huy tebye v glaz! A dick in your eye
Yobanaya suka! Fucking Bitch
Otyebis ot menya! Get the @!#$ away from me
Yobni yivo Beat him!
Yob materi vashi! I fucked all of your mothers
Loh Loser
Pidar Faggot
Pasasee mayu peesku Suck my dick
Tvoy papa galuboy Your dad is gay
Ti galuboy You are gay
Ootebya nyetu peeski You have no dick
Nee da dyeloni Fucked up (lit. undone)
Ya hachu tebya traykhate I want to @!#$ you
Ya hachu traykhate tvayu mamu I want to @!#$ your mom
Zasranees Shithead
Kooshay govno sooka Eat @!#$, bitch
Ootebya nyet yayeesav You have no balls
Cuchka derganaya Crazy bitch
Poydi k chertu Go to hell
Poydi v jopu Go up an ass
Fsyoe zaeebahnuh All fucked-up
Gndon Condom
Prezirvativ Condom
Thomarai gand mai lund hai? Is a dick stuck up your ass?
Eedee tryakhate tvayu mamu Go @!#$ your mom
Suka / sooka Bitch
Jebat moi lisiy cherep @!#$ my bald skull
Chlen tebie v rot Take a dick in your mouth
Otyebis @!#$ off
Zhopu porvu margala vikoliu I'll rip your ass and poke out your eyes
Otsosi Suck my dick
Otlez' gnida @!#$ off, you flea-child
Zhopoliz Ass licker
Srachishche Huge ass
Zhirniy pidaras Fat faggot
Zhopoyeb Ass fucker
Perestan dedushkin huy sasat Stop sucking grandpa's dick
Idi nahuey @!#$ off
Yobaniy peedir Fucking faggot
Zayibiz Stuff your mouth
Yielda(k) Dick
Manda Pussy
Ya tibyi dam po yibalu I fill hit you in your face
Za cyun v shopu Stick it in your ass
Tvaya mat sasala mney Your mom sucked me off
Tvoy bradt peeder Your brother is a faggot
Ahueyet What the @!#$!?
Vrot In your mouth
Ti sleepoy, asleyp Impotent
Ya tvoy rot naoborot I fucked your mouth
Otsosi, potom prosi Blow my cock. then make a wish
Idi v jopu Go up an ass
Jri govno i zdohni Eat @!#$ and die
Sukka Slut
Blad Whore
Bliatz Bitch
Opezdol Idiot
Ebanashka Crazy person
Eblan A stupid guy
Dolboyob A stupid guy
Raspizdyai A stupid guy
Mudlan A stupid guy
Huyesos Cock sucker
Ja Pycckij pidaras You are a loser
Alkash You drunk!
Babnik A womanizer
Blin @!#$!
Vali otsyuda @!#$ off!
Goluboj Gay guy
Devushka po vyzovu A prostitute
Zi detka Hey baby
Dostal/zakolebal You have pissed me off
Dura Fool (female)
Durak Fool (male)
Zadnitza An ass; jerk
Zanuda Boring person
Zatknis Shut up
Ischenzni Get lost
Kakaya zanuda What a bore
Kakogo chyorta What the hell
Kachok Jock strap
Kolot'sya/shiryat'sya Taking injected drugs
Konchaj bazar Stop talking
Loh Sucker
Macho A player
Mne nasrat', chto ty dumaesh' I don't care what you think
Mne do lampochki I don't care
Mne vse ravno I don't care
Mymra Mean woman
Navesele Buzzed
Na ushah Buzzed
Ne beri v goluvu Chill out
Ogrysat'sya Rude remark
Ostyn' Chill out
Otvali Piss off
Pedik Gay guy
Perdet' Fart
Pit' zapoem A chronic drunk
Pojlo Liquor
Poshyol ty' @!#$ you
Pridurok Nitwit
P'yan v stel-ku Really drunk
Svoloch' Bastard
Sidet' na igle Druggy (injects needles)
Suka Bitch
Travka Weed
Trajat'sya To have sex
Tyuryaga Jail
Halyavshchik Deadbeat; lazy person
Hren Cock, dick
Chyort voz'mi! Damn it!, Oh @!#$!
Chyort poberi! Damn it!, Oh @!#$!
Chyort! Damn!, Hell!
Chush' sobach'ya Bull @!#$!
Yajtza Balls, testicles
Zloebuchii hui Hard fucking dick
Ebanii rot Fucked mouth
Pidar Faggot
Idi v zhopu Go to hell
Loh Loser
Ia tebya imeyu I'm having you (you're my bitch)
Perhot' podzalupnaya Pee hole dandruff
Minyet To give a blow job
Pizda lisaya Bold pussy
Chlen marinovanii A marinated dick
Uyoben' Pizdogalovii A fucked up pussy head
Raspizdyay Kolhoznii A stupid Redneck
Kon' Pedal'nii Idiot (lit: horse with pedals)
Bariga Drug-dealer
Suka anusnaya Anus bitch
Idi nyuhai plavki Go smell underwear
Pizda ti jopoglazaya You are a vagina with eyes on your ass
Rodilsya cherez jopu You were born through the ass
Pizda s ushami A vagina with ears
Zalupoglazaya mondavushka Slut with pee hole-eyes
Anus perepuganii A scared anus
Otebis' @!#$ off
Khrenoten' Fucked up thing (usually situation)
Indanahway suka bluut @!#$ off bitch slut (highly offensive)
Shliuha Slut
Shliushka Little slut
Zatknis' na hui Shut the @!#$ up
Mne pohui I don't give a @!#$
Chort tzdbya beeree! The devil with you!
Niegadzai Good for nothing
Svolotch Swine
Sooksin @!#$
Pizda Pussy
Yebat' - kopat' @!#$ (lit. @!#$ and dig)
Jopa @!#$, bad situation
Perestan' bit dabayobom Stop being a dipshit
Ya sru na tvayu mat' I @!#$ on your mother
Na kaleni, suka On your knees, bitch
Pidar beshenyi Mad faggot
Pizda na palochke Cunt on a stick
Suka sranaya Fucking bitch (lit. shitty bitch)
Yobanyi karas' Fucking moron (lit. fucked crucian)
Yeban'ko maloletnee Adolescent jerk
Yeblan Fucker
Zjelob Dickhead
Ment (plural: menti) Police agent, militia agent (slang)
Zona Prison
Na zone In prison
Nedonosok Child born too early, moron
Ti menia dostal I've had enough of you
Ya tebia dostal I've had enough of you
Shluha vokzal'naja Train station whore
Potaskushka Slut
Wed'ma Witch
Past' zakroi Shut it
Tvar' Creature
Vrezat tebe Hit you
Gad @!#$
Gaduka Snake, serpent
Vrubatsa Understand? (slang)
Huyniu nesti Talking crap
Savok @!#$ (old slang)
Poshlaja svenja Chauvinistic pig
Dovodit Provoke, pester, annoy, tempt
Unbju! I'll kill you
Prishju! I'll kill you! (slang, old)
Paritsa (ne par'sia) Getting upset (calm down)
Starik Old man
Bomzj Homeless
Durak 1. Idiot. 2. Russian card game
Botanik Nerd
Burda Messed up
Na panele A whore (lit. on the board)
Krisha poehala Has gone insane
Nochnaja babochka Hooker (literally: night butterfly)
Kak muhi na govno Like flies to @!#$
Vlip You're in deep @!#$ (literally: stuck)
Popal You're in deep trouble (literally: you hit)
Promazal You missed
Svinets Lead (bullets)
Pulia Bullet
Pushka Gun (literally: cannon)
Kalash Kalashnikov
Gaishnik Policemen who checks cars
GAI Road police
Oblom Fucked-up (lit. broken)
Ne pudri mne mozgi Don't try to confuse me
Okachenel I'm so cold I'm stiff
Vstat Rise (also for stiff dick)
Hohol Insult for Ukrainian
Patsan Boy, lad
Kosiak Joint, drug-filled cigarette
Kosiachok Joint, drug-filled cigarette
Lobizatsa A suck-up
Razvaluha Car that's falling apart as it goes
Derevianni rubli Useless money (lit. wooden rubles)
Baba Jaga Witch
Zmei Gorinich Dragon, snake, negative meaning
Koshei Bessmertni Either very ugly or very skinny male
Vziatka Bribe money
Vziatochnik Someone who takes bribes
Baba Fat, ugly, mannerless woman
Rabochie Working class
Udavis Suffocate in it!
Podonok A person that's the lowest of the lowest
Tovo, on/ona tovo He's there, as in, he's insane (or she)
Goli Naked
Obnazjonni Nude
Rvani Ripped
Podrani Beaten, ripped
Zadrani 1. Ripped/beaten to pieces, 2. Lifted
Zjulik Cheater, criminal who rips people off
Zviaknut Give a call by telephone
Roga pristavit Cheat on your boyfriend/girlfriend
Jaitsa razbit Kick your balls
Raskvasit Beat to a bloody pulp
Maloletka Little slut (lit. underage girl)
Molokosos Underage boy (lit. milk sucker)
Yebani v rot @!#$! (lit. fucked in the mouth)
Yebanat @!#$ head
Yebanat vonuchii Stinky @!#$ head
Ne hnich Don't cry (rude)
U tya pizda, vedro so svistom provalivaetsja Your pussy, a bucket falls in with a whistle.
Huyeplet Lying faggot (lit. cock twiner)
Mordoboy Big fight (lit. face smasher)
Sooka sin Pizdogreez @!#$
Pizdeet kak Trotsky Bullshits like Trotsky
Rakom Doggy-style
PAltsem delanniy Moron (lit. conceived with a finger)
Ebis' konyom Get a horse to @!#$ you
Tryahomoodiya Petty trifles (lit. stuff shaken off the balls)
EbAt'sya-koovyrkAt'sya @!#$! (lit. @!#$ and tumble)
Peezdit' Steal
Speezdil Stole
Pizdets Deep @!#$
Polniy pizdets Game over, we are dead
Nam khana We are as good as dead
Pizdyook Bloke (lit. cunt man)
Mozgoyob Nuisance of a man (lit. brain fucker)
Moodeela Jerk
Yobany stos @!#$! or @!#$!
Ooyobische Fucked-up bastard
Veeblyadok Whore's son
Kon' v pal'to Dickhead (lit. horse in an overcoat)
Scheklat' ebalom To be careless
Hooy tebe v zhOpu zamesto ukropu! No fucking way!
Vsyo govno, krome mochee But for some piss, the world is full of @!#$
Moorzilka Cheapest train-station whore
Mudak Arrogant idiot
Mudilo, mudlo Same as mudak, but stronger
Doore Drugs (lit. idiocy).
Kolesa Pills (usually narcotic) Lit. "wheels".
Prokatitsia na kolesah To get on wheels (do drugs)
Zakinutsia To take some narcotic pills.
Obkooreetsia To get stoned from smoking weed.
Svinya Pig
Skatina Idiotic animal
Deirymo @!#$
Peesoon vanochiy Stinking dick
Ya tvoyu mamu yebal pakimis tye smotrel i plakal kak malinkaya suka I fucked your mom while you watched and cried like a little bitch
U tebya cho ruki iz jopi rastut? Are your hands growing from your ass? (to a really clumsy person or to one who cannot do anything right)
Rogatii kozyol A loser whose wife cheats on him (lit: goat with horns)
Golovorez Someone who slits throats (sometimes applied to Chechen terrorists)
Sestra What Chechen terrorists call their female members (lit. sister)
Brat What Chechen terrorists call their male members (lit. bother)
Shestiorka In prison, the person who is everyone's bitch and has to do as everyone else says. Also lowest card in the Russian card deck.
Nu ti dajosh! Exclamation of amazement at someone's courage or actions (can be positive and negative).
Idi obsosi tayevo papu, kak ti delayesh den, ti shluha yebanaya Go suck off your daddy like you usually do every night, you fucking whore.
Naguliala A woman who doesn't know who the father of her child is.
Peshka Someone who's not worth a thing (lit. 'pion' - the most unimportant figure in chess)
Krisha A corrupt policeman who, in return for moderate pay, protects a criminal (lit. roof)
Tya mama huyem v rot ebala. Your mother fucked you in the mouth with a dick.
Veshat lapshu na ushi To tell someone lies, try to fool someone (lit. hang spaghetti on his ears)
Oo ti bya, galava, kak, oon a bizyanie jopuh Your face looks like a monkey's ass
Shob tebe deti v sup srali I wish that your children will @!#$ in your soup
Perestan' mne jabat' mozgi svojimi voprosami Stop fucking my brain with your questions
U tebia ochen malenki hui, skolka...pat centimetra? You have a very small dick, how much...five centimeters?
Pl'uvat' na t'eb'a @!#$ you (lit. spit on you)
Techka Female period (lit. leak)
U tebya s zhopu techka You bleed through your ass
Hanurik or alkash Drunkard who would do anything to get a drink
Temno kak u negra v zhope It's as dark as the inside of a Negro's ass
Ty troop! You are dead!
Ne ssi v kompot, tam povor nogi moet Don't chicken out. (Lit: Don't piss in the bowl of punch, the cook is washing his legs in it).
Kon govno! Horse @!#$!
Eede vhad e sgadie kak malinkey suka Go to hell and burn like a little bitch
Golosuy ne golosuy vsyo ravno poluchish' hooy Vote or not, you've been had
Mne vsyo ostopeezdelo I'm sick of it all (lit. I feel like I fucked 100 cunts)
Bez meela v zhopu vlezet Smooth character (lit. he'll get up your ass without soap)
Sobakayob Dog fucker
Koshkayob Cat fucker
Yebanat @!#$
Zaebat' To @!#$ someone until exhausted
Pizdets A really bad situation without any solution
Sic Sukam Sim @!#$
Smekh smekhom, a pizda kverkhu mekhom. It's not fucking funny at all! (Lit. You may laugh until you cry, but your pussy is topped with fur)
Cho ti zdiess narisovalsia? Why did you come here? (lit. why did you draw yourself here?)
Dura Dumb bitch (female)
Durak Dumb @!#$ (male)
Blyadina Slut (very offensive)
Sabaka Dog
Mudak Sick dumb @!#$ (male)

Вот ещё, намного скромнее, по-тибетцки:

Tibetan Swearing English Translation
Phai shaa za mkhan Eater of father's flesh (strong insult in Tibetan)
Likpa Dick
Tuwo Pussy
Likpasaa Suck my dick

Или на языке индейцев майя:

Maya Swearing English Translation
Tz'is awít @!#$ ass
Pel-aná Your mom's twat
Tz'is aná @!#$ your mom
Bish apél? How is your pussy?

По-латински:

Latin Swearing English Translation
Te futueo et caballum tuum [ALSO: "Te futueo et equum tuum"] Screw you and the horse you rode in on
Cunnus Cunt
Irrumator Bastard (lit. submits to fellatio)
Leno Pimp
Flocci non faccio I don't give a damn
Mihi irruma et te pedicabo Give me head and I'll ass @!#$ you
Mentula Penis
Meretrix Prostitute
Bovis stercus Bull @!#$
Spucatum tauri Bull @!#$
Es stultior asino You are dumber than an ass
Dorme mecum Sleep with me
Es scortum obscenus vilis You are a vile, perverted whore
Es mundus excrementi You are a pile of @!#$
Cupis homines You crave men
Bibe semen meum Swallow (drink) my cum
Bibe semen meum e baculo Swallow (drink) my cum from a cup
Globos meos lambe! [ALSO: "Pallas meas lambe!"] Lick my balls
Es stercus! You @!#$!
Moecha Putida Dirty slut
Canis filius @!#$ (lit: son of a female dog)
Podex perfectus es You're a complete @!#$
Futue te ipsum! Go @!#$ yourself!
Stercorem pro cerebro habes You have @!#$ for brains
Caput tuum in ano est You have your head up your ass
Perite @!#$ off!
Impudens es leno You shameless pimp
Vacca stulta You stupid cow
Vescere bracis meis Eat my shorts
Tu scronium es You are a whore
Androgynus Hermaphrodite
Caput stercoris Shithead (lit. head of @!#$)
Mentulam Caco I @!#$ on your prick
Obesus porcus Fat pig
Cupio te meam mentulam sugare I want you to suck my dick
Matris futuor Mother fucker
Te odeo, interfice te cochleare I hate you. Kill yourself with a spoon.
Matris Prolapsus Bitch
Filius Nolius Bastard (lit. nobody's son)
Furcifer Gallows-meat
Crucifer A person who carries his own cross
Ad nauseam To sickness
O tempora! O mores! Oh, the times! Oh, the customs!
Stercus accidit @!#$ happens
Hic puer est stultissimus omnium! This boy is the stupidest of all!
O di immortales! Good heavens!
Non Gradus Anus Rodentum! Not worth a rat's ass!
Vescere bracis meis. Eat my shorts
Fac ut vivas. Get a life.
Qui vir odiosus! What a bore!
Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri? How do you get your hair to do that?
De gustibus non est disputandum. There's no accounting for tastes.
Tum podem extulit horridulum You are talking @!#$
Potes meos suaviari clunes You can kiss my ass.
Saltatrix tonsa Drag queen (lit. "shaved dancing-girl")
Lupa Prostitute (lit. "she-wolf")
Quando podeces te regi eorum fecerunt? When did the assholes make you their king?
Lupa Slut
Cacator Shitter
Plenus stercoris es You are full of @!#$
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags.
Apudne te vel me? Your place or mine?
Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar.
Cepe indicum Take a hint
Derideo te! I laugh at you!
Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
Fabriacate diem, punk Make (my) day, punk
Fac ut vivas Get a life
Apudne te vel me? Your place or mine?
Hocine bibo aut in eum digitos insero? Do I drink this or stick my fingers in it?
Obesa cantavit The fat lady has sung
Id imperfectum manet dum confectum erit It isn't over until it's over
Illegitimi non carborundum Don't let the bastards burn you
Labra lege Read my lips
Lege atque lacrima Read 'em and weep
Morologus es! You're talking like a moron!
Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo Don't call me, I'll call you.
Noli nothis permittere te terere Don’t let the bastards get you down.
Nullo modo No way
Puto vos esse molestissimos I think that you are very annoying
Qualem blennum! What a doofus!
Qualem muleirculam! What a bimbo!
Quisque comoedus est Everybody's a comedian
Quo usque tandem abutere patentia nostra? How long are you going to abuse our patience?
Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri? How do you get your hair to do that?
Radix lecti Couch potato
Raptus regaliter Royally screwed
Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem! Stand aside plebeians! I am on imperial business
Scio vos esse molestissimos I know that you are very troublesome
Stultus est sicut stultus facit Stupid is as stupid does
Tace atque abi Shut up and go away
Ut si! As if!
Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant May barbarians invade your personal space
Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant May conspirators assassinate you in the mall
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy
Vacca foeda Dirty cow
Vae! Damn!
Viri sunt Viri Men are slime
Immanissimum ac foedissimum monstrum! Gross and putrid monster!
Faciem durum cacantis habes You have the face of a man with severe constipation
Mala pituita nasi Nasty nasal drippings!
Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem. Stand aside plebeians! I am on imperial business.
Si me rogas, potes abire et tu ipse cacare. If you ask me, you can go and @!#$ on yourself.
Semper in excremento, sole profundum qui variat. Always in the @!#$, just the depth that varies.
Varium et semper mutabile femina Women have fickle temperaments
Commodum habitus es You have just been owned
Canis matrem tuam subagiget Dog has desecrated your mother
Hic erit in lecto fortissimus He is Hercules in the sack
Asinus Stultissimus Dumbass (lit. "Very stupid donkey")
Caput tuum in ano est Your head is in your ass
Quid agis faces tuas comas sic facere How do you get your hair to do that?
Quaecumque virgo adest ille amat He loves whatever girl is present.
Sic (ita) age ut frater tuus Behave as your brother does.
Tuam matrem feci I did your mother
A tergo In the ass
Fili mei boni Sounds like feel my boner
Scio erit in lecto fortissimus I am Hercules in the sack.
Filius tu canis et cameli You are the son of a dog and a camel
Nothus homo Bastard (of a known father)
Spurius Bastard (of a unknown father)

ии.. все, хватит пожалуй ))

УШЛЕПОК !!!!!

Не говори ) Выбери себе тоже что-нибудь на свой вкус из списка что я тут привел

мое любимое : "крАсАвЕц (а)"

в пространство - "гидрит твою реторту за натрий карбонат формальдегит твою валентность"
адресно - затейливо... в зависимости от ситуации...